That's right. I had crosswalk duty today. You jealous? And that's no plastic sign, either. That is straight-out metal... so don't get too close to my kids on their Huffies or I'll scratch your pretty little SUV.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever get the chance to sub for an elementary school P.E. teacher, DO IT. Promise me you will. I had a ridiculous amount of fun today, and I get to do it all over again tomorrow. The best part? Wearing a t-shirt and soccer shorts to my JOB.
P.E. these days is different and yet oddly similar to when I was in elementary school. All the equipment is so colorful and new. You want to play volleyball? No problem, but let's use a GIANT BEACH BALL so your forearms don't sting red for the rest of the day.
Yes, the gym still smells. And yes, they still use the parachute. I.HEART.THE.PARACHUTE!
When I was in school we got stuck listening to "Oldies" while we ran our laps. Remember "Rockin' Robin"? Kill me. The assistant today said that last week they listened to Jack Johnson. Today it was Michael Jackson.
"The kids just love Michael." Yeah... too bad he loves them back.
Hug count today: 8. I would have had more, but I cut this one kid off at 3.
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