3rd grade student: Ms. Nelson, you look like a teenager.
Me: Thank you! You are my new favorite student! But I assure you, I am not a teenager. Does anyone want to guess how old I am?
Another 3rd grade student: 42?
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Me: I'm sure you have heard the word "Senator" before, such as, "Senator John McCain and Senator Barack Obama?"
3rd grade student: I know who John McCain is. He's the man who shot President Lincoln.
Me: No, honey, I'm afraid that was John Wilkes Booth.
3rd grade student: Oh, well they're both "Johns!"
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SPED teacher: If this student tries to hug you, don't let him. He will bite you.
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