My TV top 5.

While I am waiting for Thursday's SNL to download (since I missed it the first time... thanks, TiVo Season Pass) I thought I would share a top 5 list with you. Below, in my humble opinion, are the 5 most attractive male characters on TV at the moment.

Now ladies, before you freak out because no one named "McDream-whatever" is on this list, listen... a) We're talking characters here, NOT actors, and b) I don't watch Grey's Anatomy because Grey's Anatomy is stupid.

5. Det. Charlie Crews, Life
Yes, I realize I am adding Crews to my list based solely off the fact that I loved Band of Brothers, but I could care less. Besides, we all know I'm a sucker for a redhead in uniform.

4. Det. Robert Goren, Law and Order: Criminal Intent
That's right, I skipped over Mr. Big and went right for Private Pyle. For all Logan has in the looks department, Goren scoreboards him in brains... and crazy.

3. Det. Elliot Stabler, Law and Order: SVU
Wait, three detectives in a row? Is it just the suit and badge that I like? Nope, I think what I find most attractive about Stabler is that he's passionate about helping kids... passionate enough to want to kill people.

2. Tommy Gavin, Rescue Me
This pains me... Tommy was my number one for a very long time. But because I don't get FX (I hate you, Addison) and because it's difficult for me to separate Gavin and Leary, I'll let him sit at 2. Maybe if he can stay away from Sheila I'll bump him back up.

and introducing...
1. Dr. Gregory House, House
Arrogance.
Intelligence.
Sarcasm.
Tenure.
What else could a girl need?

Alright... who'd I leave off? Mention 'Dreamy' and die.