"So whaddya do this weekend, Carolyn?"Seriously. I don't think it's possible for an online form to make me feel MORE like a loser at 30.
"Oh, I just sat at home and drank coffee... worked on a PowerPoint and an annotated bibliography, and was judged by the people at FAFSA. You know... same ol', same ol'."
I take that back. FAFSA has nothing on Match.com. (No, I'm not on Match.com... anymore.)
Need a laugh? How about taking a look at my answer to question 39:
How much did you earn from working (wages, salaries, tips, etc.) in 2008?I'm not going to tell you the answer, but I'm pretty sure I qualify for welfare.
For those of you who aren't paying back a student loan from college, FAFSA is exactly that- Free Application for Federal Student Aid. And with my earnings, I don't understand why I'm not picked up in a limo each day and escorted by motorcade to class. I'm broke as all get out.
But apparently not everyone who applies for Federal Student Aid is in actual need of aid, hence this caveat to question 42:
Net worth means current value minus debt. If net worth is one million dollars or more, enter $999,999. If net worth is negative, enter 0.Really? I am so sorry, millionaires, that the FAFSA people didn't leave enough space for all your zeros. I'm lucky that I only need one.
Livin' the dream.
1 comment:
I feel you on this one...I hated filling those out and it only meant that I would later owe more money. My June payments are going to come fast and without a job, it will really stink! Sorry, with a job that doesn't pay squat...especially after you have to pay daycare for 2 kids...ugh, I need a job! :)
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